Muffins

I am so using page breaks you complainers! It's just that the tab doesn't work so I tried to move over using spaces but they didn't show up. I noticed that baked goods here are generally priced at about equal or a little bit lower than in america. That is... except for muffins. The muffins here are way overpriced and always just a little bit stale. These two clues have lead me to deduce a possible explanation. All the muffins in thailand are imported from other countries. This is why they are expensive and they get stale from the travel time. But why would they import them when they could just bake them here for a fraction of the cost. The only possible explanation, no matter how absurd, is that they can't. The secret art of muffin baking was prevented from spreading into thailand. It seems that this seemingly innocent country has commited a travesty so severe that every single other country in the world has withheld this recipe and only sells them at exorbitant prices. Who would have known that they were caught in such a web of secrecy and deception.